Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I fucked up a relationship, by accident, and then they broke up. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
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Top comments
NeatNit 32
Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.
Zimmington 21
Make a ******* decision & stick to it
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Comments (70)
slipknot6sic6 10
Lolwut
Stitcher 14
props to your gf... she's a master manipulator
makersmarkmike 17
Not surprised, girls can be and usually are very manipulative. (But not all) You just fell victim to one of her many plots.
ZY1431 24
next time stick to your guns and make it short and simple.
DocBastard 38
Girlfriend: *waves hand* This is not the breakup you're looking for. OP: This is not the breakup I'm looking for.
AyeJay101 25
Words of advice, cut to the chase and say "it's over." If you're "trying" to break up then this could happen again.
gumbler 5
Your pussy whipped that's what happened
hunts19ketchup 23
Yeah....no.
MzZombicidal 36
But what does OP's pussy whipping have anything to do with it?
irilox_fml 9
She showed you her boobs to remind you what you will be missing?
sarkaar 30
Presumably you are dealing with a Bong woman. They are rather brilliant at this. :)
idknicholle 14
It's a girl thing. ;)
Kateyez_26 13
No it's not