Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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NeatNit 32
Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.
Zimmington 21
Make a ******* decision & stick to it
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Comments (70)
hunts19ketchup 23
How does that even happen?
sunnyray812 42
Either she made him feel guilty or he's still really in love with her.
steve26113 7
If you have doubts about doing something...then you shouldn't do it or go with your gut instincts...
xnyletak 17
None of us are...
howdoilogin 9
Over-attached much? You've gotta sever those ties, NOW. You have let her know now you are dependent on her and now she knows the entire relationship is like putty in her hands.
jazzy_123 20
I don't see how things could get that complicated. So next time, don't let her say a single word. If you feel like you really want to break up with her, tie her to a chair, tape her mouth, and say what you have to say. Then comes the hard part, untie her and run for your life OP !
mdcdeve 10
Well I guess you changed your mind at quite the wrong time, that or she used her womenly ways on you ~
L4miimii 7
she knows how to play her cards right that's what happened
yeongji 31
You may not be "sure how that happened", but I am sure you know what happened - obviously you are not ready to break-up and/or she has something that you still need from her before you dump her for good.
Jasmeent11 15
Reverse psychology!
Eivana 37
Make up your mind and stick with it. Your feelings are important. If there was reason enough for you to break up with her in the first place, then you were doing the right thing. Don't stay miserable.