Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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NeatNit 32
Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.
Zimmington 21
Make a ******* decision & stick to it
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Comments (70)
Nix96 23
Your girlfriend must be a master manipulator to turn the situation around like that. That, or you are not entirely ready to end it yet.
carelessxdanger 9
she's one smart cookie. its called the art of being a girl. ;)
catkat1988 17
Sounds to me like you weren't ready for the break-up. Either that, or she's just a ninja manipulator. You probably need to figure out which one it is, and I don't think either of us can help you with that.
Wakachulak 22
Or OP is missing a vital organ: His spine.
worldclassrager 39
Write down what you want to say and just read it...or if you want her to do it just piss her off Enough and she will...
buttcramp 21
I can see this happening.. you get in a little fight, things go 'round and 'round.. but if you're posting here about it then you're upset you're still in the relationship so end it.
lesley3r3 22
So you want to dump her but you don't want to be dumped?
simsgirlgem 25
OH NO SHE'S A BRAIN NINJA
hannahhlizz 18
Your girlfriend should be a politician.
egrudy 9
Your life as a man is over as far as this relationship is concerned. Either get out or hand over your man card......permanently
Saikon1357 25
Been there, done that. Sounds like your SO there has you whipped from letting them be controlling for so long. Remember people, a controlling partner is an abusive partner, get out fast.