Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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NeatNit 32
Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.
Zimmington 21
Make a ******* decision & stick to it
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Comments (70)
BDA_fml 5
Zip up your pants and walk away. Sounds like you might have got SUCKED in to it.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
You make a Bangladesh girl seem so sneaky? When in fact you seem like the sneaky manipulative kind. You know in a place/society like Bangladesh, you cannot just leave a girl like that. You have no right to ruin a girls respect if you weren't serious about her. And clearly if you cannot break up with her now and will continue this, then you are not much of a man! So F HER life, not yours, since she is with a cowardly imitation man.
bushada 18
How in the hell did you manage that? Man up already, dang.
tenderteddy82 4
She put it on ya?
syed121417 22
I'm Bengali too!!!
cballin15 1
cuz you're an idiot
valentinov 15
The Man enters the room with the hammer of logic and facts. The Woman turns off the light, puts on the ninja suit and with a Spider-Man-like agility, combined with deadly ninja skills, K.O.'s the Man slicing him to pieces with the dagger of feelings. Never underestimate women when it comes to getting what they want. When i have an argument with my girlfriend, even when I have solid data, hard facts, perfect examples, a flawless logic... Guess what? I'm wrong. The more I talk, the more I prolong my case with new evidence, further I am from winning. Moreover I have I strong feeling in my gut that I should just apologize to quickly end my misery. That's why, at the end of the argument you were begging her not to break up with you.
jonjonguapito 15
This, mi amigos, is the truth. Science, logic and magic combined will not win you an argument with your woman.
boobies93 8
Damn well girls do know how to change everything around .! Lol
DarnellCourtney 8
did she sing u drake lyrics?
incoherentrmblr 21
And Hermione's a bitch...