Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I fucked up a relationship, by accident, and then they broke up. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
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NeatNit 32
Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.
Zimmington 21
Make a ******* decision & stick to it
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Comments (70)
aaliyahmarie16 1
BAM! Woman powers. You just got punk'd bitch!
liza1922 7
Wow, she's good.
museerux01 10
Maybe it was for the best., if you were both trying to break up with each other. That relationship was unhealthy.
traumamedic3 9
I hope she wore a condom, cause you just got mind fuked!
seventhejellyman 12
Women do that bro
h_run 1
Reverse psychology is a bitch
jwrey98 4
Grow some balls.
mizzbizz 2
I won't even lie, the same thing happens to me when I try to break up with my bf. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!?!
SuckyFMLs 18
You truly love her that's how it happened
angus 17
Gaslighting writ large