Creepy, Shopping, Awkward, Shoes and Miscellaneous: Shook

Shook

By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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Our soles

By Gregory - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By theyre not THAT big. - 01/07/2013 04:35 - United States - Auburn

Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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Ignored

By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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You deserved it 161

By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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You deserved it 54 015

Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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You deserved it 3 372

sumbum95 15

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

At least you got the shoes you wanted! :)

Aspen_Grace33 27

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

Well at least he had great customer service skills!

Comments

TheBrochure 22

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:36

Maybe he was just a really, really nice guy.

IndridWarm 23

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:36

I guess at least there was no harm done in the end, and you got a pair you like.

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:46

got My shoes don't care

TechFire 25

Saturday 2 February 2013 21:55

Doesn't matter got shoes

ICastillo 24

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:49

Well #6 the continuous fondling should have gave that one away..

jarrettd 27

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:55

This reminds me of the first season of impractical jokers when they mess with everyone at the shoe store and joe calls Larry.

gc327072 30

Saturday 2 February 2013 18:11

And that comment reminds me of this time I went to Sonic and got a shake and... yea.

I3eefChowFun 7

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:56

I don't see anything wrong. Maybe he was just a random helpful guy. There are plenty of times when I have been mistaken for an employee while I'm shopping. If I can help, I usually do instead of telling them I don't work there. Obviously he didn't do anything perverted to tip you off as a foot fetish perv, so just be glad that you got the shoes you wanted.