Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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a2z1to11 0
oh no your life us ruined now!!! not the glasses
FFML_314 12
OI! It's an FML, because the OP felt really stupid for thinking the bathroom was steaming up as opposed to his glasses. I hope you all get it and enjoyed your lesson today on FML.
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Comments (65)
sapphirestar 0
haha you are so funny.
mandyd80 0
yeeeeeah.... not an fml.... how the heck did this even get in here?!?!
IpWarfare 0
Well next time you should become employee of the week 6 months before hand. i hope you learned your leason(:
FFML_314 12
Heh, you fail.
IpWarfare 0
ohhhhhh comment posted on the wrong fml. imma lossssssserrrrr
ChrisSG 0
that's just retarded..
yomomasmoma 0
i heard he died
sourgirl101 29
Did you pee in the shower too?
yomomasmoma 0
i heard he died
zman1422 3
why us this an fml? this really isn't bad besides you just forgot to take them off.
Charity Taylor 17
That's so me though 😂😂😂😂 it always makes me feel so stupid when I take my glasses in there. It's better than forgetting your contact lenses in though..... so risky.