Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
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Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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HappinessForFree 3
Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?
lolomg69 0
You have some kinky grandparents.
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Comments (291)
j_cat187 19
y did u tuch it?
danceyourassoff 0
lol^
maphineRAWRS 10
WHY DID YOU PRESS HIS NOSE?!
HeavyMetalViking 0
Stroke the horse's mane, don't be surprised if it turns into a plane. Turns back again if your tug on its wanky.
brandonlee69 5
hahahahahahaha
butlerfan65 0
ydi for disrespecting your grandparents privacy
phatdaddy62 23
yup
varkey 7
@106, he was just looking for a blanket... @OP: wtf your grandparents are pervs FYL why the **** did you touch it though...
purple_sarah88 0
OP was looking through the cupboards and drawers in their grandparents' bedroom instead of just asking for a blanket, bet OP wouldn't want their grandparents to do the same! They had a right to expect privacy in their own home! And they're not pervs just for a having a private life!
maddie30000 4
........ so you touched it.....
clance87 3
so you're saying you pressed the horses nose huh
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
I don't know which is more disturbing... that you found grandpas stash of sex toys or that you touched them..... ladies and gentlemen... what are the odds that OP put them on??? I'll start the bidding at 50-50!!!
phatdaddy62 23
I wanna see the pics.
Blaclbari 1
Well that is enough to scar the mind for life. But hey, your grandparents sure do know how to have fun.