nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
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anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
bloody good time
🌶️ Spicy
Nosebleed
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Raise the pressure
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Sharing is caring
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Anonymous
Alg, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
broken
United States
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.
ambowew 7
You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!
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cXcaXc 0
his teen years must have sucked
dubsweets 0
he should get checked for high blood pressure. you don't want him to have a heart attack when he is in you.
CSRozell 4
wow.... FHL agreed with the others see the doc because that's not good
Leighten22 0
Sounds like all his blood is rushing to the wrong head
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
The fact he's your boyfriend and you just now discovered this makes me sad for him haha
Alex94xela 0
did the smurf bust a fat 1 in your mouth?
TapialPaado 1
While I agree that he should go to the doctor to get it checked out, in the meantime here's a way to keep a nosebleed from happening (or at least extremely reduce its severity): The artery that leads to the nose first passes through the upper lip, so by applying gentle pressure to the upper lip you can reduce blood pressure in the nose. To accomplish this he should take a small piece of tissue or toilet paper, wad it up, and place it behind his upper lip. It should be barely noticeable, and will stay in place on its own (unless he has a really bizarre O face).
Nora22_fml 0
He needs to get that checked out asap
pinkspaceboundro 0
time for a check up!!!
ynghzze 0
nice tounge ...