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Say it, don't spray it

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.

You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!

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jklol11 0

eeeewww f his life not yours...

I'd see a doctor about that...

At least you gave him an ******...? :D FYAHL (**** yours and his life).

that must be nasty for you lol

Oh wow, that reminds me of that one How I Met Your Mother episode. Barney was training some guy on how to pick up chicks at the bar but the guy kept getting a nosebleed every time he got an erection from looking at a hot girl. Robin made his nose bleed the worst but then again she IS an extremely gorgeous woman. If only she wasn't Canadian...LOL

Take two tampons and call me in the morning.

Not bad...

well that makes things a little more messy then usual.

robc32ca 4

it started off he just got a nose bleed while he masturbated. but that's because his hand kept slipping off and hitting himself in the face

Anime nosebleeds are real!:D