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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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Top comments
PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.
ambowew 7
You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!
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Comments (191)
victorioustunnel 0
f HIS life
jklol11 0
eeeewww f his life not yours...
Livinia 11
I'd see a doctor about that...
Blueglasscup 18
At least you gave him an ******...? :D FYAHL (**** yours and his life).
akd1v 0
that must be nasty for you lol
vivek585 5
Oh wow, that reminds me of that one How I Met Your Mother episode. Barney was training some guy on how to pick up chicks at the bar but the guy kept getting a nosebleed every time he got an erection from looking at a hot girl. Robin made his nose bleed the worst but then again she IS an extremely gorgeous woman. If only she wasn't Canadian...LOL
CallMeHush 0
Take two tampons and call me in the morning.
aardvarkish 16
Not bad...
Jamialia 5
well that makes things a little more messy then usual.
robc32ca 4
it started off he just got a nose bleed while he masturbated. but that's because his hand kept slipping off and hitting himself in the face
electricmaster 0
Anime nosebleeds are real!:D