Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
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Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
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Dalliance 4
I assume you made it.
WeezyBites 6
Pretty good way to stay in shape
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Comments (185)
Dramori 29
Let yourself get bitten. Sue the owners. Proceeds go to lipo. Win.
Zomg_Okay 26
It being a win is assuming OP isn't killed or maimed. An angry German Shepard is serious business, OP could need a lot more than lipo. Plus, the dog would be destroyed purely because the owners couldn't train it.
pandaRanda 0
That's what you get for attempting to exercise! Lol fyl
civilxslaughter 4
One of the many reasons to invest in a treadmill.
perdix 29
It's great that the German Shepherd can make your workouts more intense, but can it get you to put down that donut?!?!
shaykay1995 5
At least you got the exercise...
Bekll 31
But not exorcise (OP's name).
eman1972 4
I would call the dogcatcher. Or bring your mace with you next time.
citymayer 7
I'm thinking the dog was chasing after you bc you were running. Dogs tend to do that to play. It's hard to own a dog so vicious that it chases people. Even strays aren't generally like that. Only a small handful of dogs are actually that mean. Dogs aren't made to be mean.
Blaqkeyeliner 6
Lol ya, domesticated dogs. One's that are trained properly. But then again my grandpa trained his dogs to attack everyone but him.... :/
dellis96 0
you shoulf have just played dead..
beastiness 14
Ydi for running like an idiot, dogs will chase you, especially German sheperds ( well in my experience at least ) i can almost guarantee if you stopped running it would have done nothing to you because obviously your still alive and it's next to impossible to out run them, but on the other hand good job for going running in the first place
gusjuanillo 2
Haha. What are the chances haha!