Poopoo peepee and Transportation: Run away time!

Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By fr1day - 21/01/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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Angeledice 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

Did you kick him in the balls? ^^

Philosophic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:59

YDI for looking like an urinal.

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imdeborah 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:48

LMAO! that's so weird.

plix 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:30

why is hobo always presented as some dirty freak who does unbelievably primal things? it think hobos would like to say something on this page.

brandonm14 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:56

LMAO!!!

ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:23

I'll ****** punch him

alexis1997 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:40

LOL i could imigne that

xokaitlyn94x3 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:26

I agree, fyl

Youdontwinfriend 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:48

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on." - Epic Beard Man

rachohmy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:48

This is extremely similar to an FML posted a couple weeks ago.... fake maybe?

NatandAlexrhot 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:12

ewwwww that's sooooo gross haha

xXSmilezXX 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:29

hobos these days looking at people and running at them peeing on them the story of their lives

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Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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Run away time!

Same thing different taste

Make yourself at home

Dude! Boundaries!

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