FML : Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before...

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Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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You deserved it

By fr1day / Wednesday 21 January 2009 07:25 / Australia

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By teethingtom | 0

#214 - Thursday 5 February 2009 02:43

Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!

By Sessee | 4

#12450 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:19

eeeeeew. hope you had a nice birthday.

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By teethingtom | 0

#214 - Thursday 5 February 2009 02:43

Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!

By gotmusic94 | 0

#5006 - Sunday 22 February 2009 12:28

ooooooooo that sucksss

By Sessee | 4

#12450 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:19

eeeeeew. hope you had a nice birthday.

By sexygirl123 | 0

#13595 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 02:09

ewww omg id die

By MyImmortal_fml | 0

#57401 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 09:00

EW!!!

By could_be_funny | 0

#71017 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 01:28

If it was that bad, how did you not feel the wetness or smell it? at least you weren't on a bus ride for a couple of hours with a bathroom that someone had just threw up in (as in 10 minutes into the trip). Had to take a piss real bad, was sliding around when the bus took a turn

By not2shabby | 0

#94401 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:34

bahahah. look on the bright side, at least you didn't slide over to the other side to make room for a really attractive member of the opposite sex :)

By SAF_fml | 0

#281753 - Monday 8 June 2009 05:49

I doubt this happened but whatevs.. If it did I feel really bad for you since your would have to walk around with wet, piss smelling pants on

By anonymous45610 | 0

#780598 - Sunday 17 January 2010 10:29

that's pretty nasty, happy birthday!!

By iEevee | 0

#993836 - Saturday 15 May 2010 05:19

I'd be pissed off. Happy late birthday though.

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