By InnocenceBlue - 13/10/2018 18:50

Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML
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InnocenceBlue tells us more.

Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support :)

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TeacherTeacher 11

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.

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Head-butt the creeper Chuck the boyfriend Live happily ever after haha

TxKitten79 10

Creeper “Do you like bananas?” Me”nah I was always more into avocados” Creeper”what? Ew that’s disgusting!” *creeper walks away*... Me ;(

TeacherTeacher 11

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.

All you need to say next time is... "Can I peel it first?"

Out of spite, you should have tasted his banana. He might be a better boyfriend.

Mine did something similar.... run. Break up with this ass. I wish I did back then instead of wasting 10 years