FML : Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness,...

Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

InnocenceBlue says more :

Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support :)

By InnocenceBlue - / Saturday 13 October 2018 18:50 /

Intimacy

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By TeacherTeacher | 10

#7706761 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:54

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.

By newwitch2010 | 8

#7706681 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 14:02

Time for a new boyfriend.

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By newwitch2010 | 8

#7706681 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 14:02

Time for a new boyfriend.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7706705 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 14:31

Head-butt the creeper
Chuck the boyfriend
Live happily ever after haha

By TxKitten79 | 8

#7706717 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 14:43

Wow. Time for a new boyfriend.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7706729 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:02

Haha I too would have laughed my ass off. You should have pointed on your bf and said that guy there gets a banana everyday but he is shy

By John Nemeth | 13

#7706744 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:31

Creeper “Do you like bananas?”

Me”nah I was always more into avocados”

Creeper”what? Ew that’s disgusting!”

*creeper walks away*...

Me ;(

By wrenthecat | 13

#7706755 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:47

you froze? get a grip and stop overreacting. ydi

CA_nat | 7

#7706848 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 18:54

maybe he was so creepy he also yoinked her legs too so she couldn't walk away with her bf.

lisyaorancrazed | 16

#7707026 - Thursday 11 October 2018 3:06

If a stranger made that remark, let alone talked to me at all, I would've froze. Anxiety can make you freeze over what may or may not seem like a big deal to others.

By TeacherTeacher | 10

#7706761 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:54

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.