By InnocenceBlue - 13/10/2018 18:50

Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML
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Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support :)

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TeacherTeacher 11

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.

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newwitch2010 11
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Time for a new boyfriend.

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newwitch2010 11
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Time for a new boyfriend.

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Head-butt the creeper Chuck the boyfriend Live happily ever after haha

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TxKitten79 10

Wow. Time for a new boyfriend.

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John Nemeth 14
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Creeper “Do you like bananas?” Me”nah I was always more into avocados” Creeper”what? Ew that’s disgusting!” *creeper walks away*... Me ;(

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TeacherTeacher 11

Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.

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mirmir48 13
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gotta throw out the whole boyfriend

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Quasita 26
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All you need to say next time is... "Can I peel it first?"

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RichardPencil 30
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Out of spite, you should have tasted his banana. He might be a better boyfriend.

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Devyani Sharma 14
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Hope you aren't tasting his 🍌 anymore

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Rae Miller 10
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Mine did something similar.... run. Break up with this ass. I wish I did back then instead of wasting 10 years

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