Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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snowieflake 0

If it really bugs you that much, don't marry him; don't even agree to be his fiance; in fact, if it really bugs you, just dump him

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Synnie 0

FFFFF why is my computer lagging on me. /kick I shall go give you to thieves that tell me they're not a thief.

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IdolChatter 0

If he actually phrased it that way it seems, well, odd. I agree with #11. Be careful & if he says "Ok, you have no friends but me now" then RUN!

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stephie_rox 0

this isn't really an fml, considering you're engaged. it's still cute though

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iwadasn 32

It is an FML, considering she's engaged, possibly against her will, to a control freak. You really think that's cute?

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hellocello600 0

You can't really get engaged "against your will". She can still refuse despite what he thinks.

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

I don't know, he comes off as the creepy stalker type. Agree with me or it get's the hose again...

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jd0g07 0

haha now that's a true playa right there. look here bitch you mine now. lmao

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AntiChrist7 0

A possesive asshole. And you want to marry that? YDI

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zack767 0

he's just up front "ok were doing anal" "ok were having a threesome" "ok leave me alone with ur sister now"

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allmidnighteyes 10

You speak as if these were personal fantasies you yourself have. "Hey there, Delilah, what's it like to have big *******? Every time I **** your asshole, I imagine Conway Twitty, yes I do.... I fantasize that you're a dude – one who's tattooed..."

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SkaterChic 0

this made my day thank you

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LinsKitty 0

ur sense of humor kills me -pees from lol'ing-thank u :D

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lashleigh 0

Sounds like my fiance. After a few dates he told me, "well, you are my girlfriend now." He said he phrased it that way so I couldn't say no. When he proposed he said, "so I've been meaning to do this for a while now, and I know you're going to like it so we're getting married! you're mine!"

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st0815 9

Well you could have said "No I don't want to". Admit it - you had a choice. :-) I suspect you actually like the somewhat dominant approach which he's using - which is ok as long as he treats you well otherwise. Don't be a doormat, though.

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Cake95 0

thats cute. At least he was nice about it.

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Dan2025 0

Now if he had started the evil laughing routine after the proposal then there might have been cause for concern.

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Ranoona 0

Wait did you want to marry him? I get the feeling your fiancé is gonna keep controlling you around for as long as you two are married unless you do something about it. Good luck with him xD

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