Love: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 349

You deserved it 17 174

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 437

You deserved it 8 533

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 514

You deserved it 2 020

By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 514

You deserved it 52 521

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 527

You deserved it 3 878

Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 740

You deserved it 7 432

By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 223

You deserved it 3 700

By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 575

You deserved it 1 374

The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 482

You deserved it 1 530

By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 456

You deserved it 6 194

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 870

You deserved it 4 859

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:07

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

dyingstart 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:09

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

Comments

ThePowerIsMine 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 20:00

Yeah I agree with #54. This guy sounds incredibly creepy, not cute.

superm2813 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 20:16

i think its kinda cute. it kinda sounds like what little kids would do

scarlett29 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 20:22

Kind of sounds like something Spencer would say to Heidi.

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 21:32

Sounds like Papa Lazarou. "You're MY wife now!" Seriously though, telling you rather than asking you is a rather bad sign. I'd be more than a little hesitant to go along with what he is essentially treating as his decision. If you said yes, don't let him tell you when and where the wedding will be. These are things you decide together, and if he refuses to allow you to make decisions about your own life and future, get out.

mileycyruslvrrrr 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 21:46

wow you need to get out now. he sounds controlling. this one guy i was dating was really controlling so then i tried to dump him and he said no. there was another fml about that, but it happened to me too. then he shoved me to the ground so i decided to stay with him for a few more days. but then i dumped him and he left me alone for a while. controlling guys are stupid and you should get out before he won't let you do anything with anyone but him. trust me, it sucks ass.