Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Today, my deadbeat ex-husband who works at a country club was invited to play poker with some club members as they needed a last player. He’s rubbish at poker but got some lucky hands and ended up winning £112,000 from those rich guys. Life isn’t fair. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
genius.
allmidnighteyes 10
YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.
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Comments (94)
cackle 0
Finally a funny FML LOL. Realistic or not, I dunno.
VioletteSkies 0
YDI for a) play poker in class instead of paying attention and b) for wasting your money playing poker instead of saving that money to pay for college or for the future.
GriefBacon 0
YDI for playing poker in class dumbass.
monkeycaca69 0
dont be a ****** dumbshit then. retard!!!!!
abbylala 0
haha, guess you shouldnt be playing games in class huh
Ineffableturtle 0
YOU = FAIL
DeathShad0 1
Holy shit! Epic Conman is EPIC!
ithedarkone 0
I didn't really know the definition of the word Owned until I read this. Thanks my friend.
Calaura9 0
Poker sites don't let people from the same network play on the same table... sorry.
W76 0
If your network is large enough you can. I have played on the same table in the computer labs at my university with the guy sitting next to me.
galad2003 0
If this was for real money and you didn't beat his ass YDI.