Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Today, my deadbeat ex-husband who works at a country club was invited to play poker with some club members as they needed a last player. He’s rubbish at poker but got some lucky hands and ended up winning £112,000 from those rich guys. Life isn’t fair. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
genius.
allmidnighteyes 10
YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.
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thesunshotme 0
YDI for not having eyes on the back of your head.
osnapp55 0
he is probably a teacher in disguse.*james bond theme plays*
akorpija 12
This happened to me once! Except buddy behind me won a dollar or two and i ended up taking 40 of his bucks, because i opened up another table and made him believe those were my cards... FTL bro. YDI for not noticing.
xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0
That's why you sit in the back.
flgirlwguitar 2
Most sites I played on will allow you to report stuff like that. They can check IP addresses and wireless connections. Report him - you may not get your money back, but he will get banned.
funnygirl16 0
he is brilliant! my new role model
Intoxicunt 5
Agreed! I'd have that guy's kids.
bugmenotmofo 34
YDI for playing poker in class! This is not only morally reprehensible, but also stupid since you DO know that people are sitting behind and besides you and you're stupid or addicted enough to play poker nevertheless. Besides, I hope you fail the class exam as well. This guy rules. Maybe you should pay better antention in class to get smart enough to not play in public...
cassie0383 0
you deserve for playing poker in class... oh not wait you you deserve it for writing about ONLINE poker as an FML WANKER
conan6 0
YDI for playing poker.
lahp 0
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM! cheating douche bag! make him pay u every cent you lost to him... and extra... any body did tht to me id break there mofoing legs! FYL!