Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Today, my deadbeat ex-husband who works at a country club was invited to play poker with some club members as they needed a last player. He’s rubbish at poker but got some lucky hands and ended up winning £112,000 from those rich guys. Life isn’t fair. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
genius.
allmidnighteyes 10
YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.
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paintballer394 0
It would be ironic if the guy behind him did the same thing, set up a chain reaction. World war 3 in the classroom. lol
jimbo_star 0
Any poker site I've played on won't let more than one person from the same location to play at any one table. I still hope it's true though on account of that guy being a hero.
Wololo 0
Haha. Next time you pull that stunt, you might want to find a seat in the back row.
echolot 0
What a legend.
mps1969 8
If I were you I would've kicked his butt .
The_Pleb 0
YDI for not being aware of your surroundings, especially when a lot of moneys at stake dumbass
khanrava 0
party blocked US players but bodog is still perfectly accessible for American players
Pointy130 0
If it's real money, FYL. If it's fake, OH BOO HOO, YOU LOST AT A VIDEO GAME! (BTW, I'm an avid gamer, so don't give me shit about not knowing what it's like.)
DrunkenValor 0
... I'm curious as to why you continued playing against a guy who was clearly better then you, second hand Iw ould have legged it.
g00nie 0
YDI for not paying attention to class AND to whats going on around you. Why would you play a game in class that you probably paid a lot of money to be in in the first place? You should've just stayed home if you were going to play on your laptop