Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
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Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when my wife came in wearing a new lingerie set, smiling at me. I dropped what I was doing and carried her to bed. After we'd finished, she went downstairs for a drink, saw the dishes I hadn't cleaned, and started a fight. Now I'm on the couch. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
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GenaALazer 22
smart woman.
SkoomaKi 27
She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.
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Comments (158)
darkkisses 6
Your wife is a boss :D
platypus546 24
Silly women... It won't work again.
beachya 1
It actually probably could!!
bleddyn13 1
Smart...
curlygirly1 8
Tell her good job!!! :)
curlygirly1 8
Haha so true :)
ifeelya 5
bahahahah, wife of the year. hey, you gotta admit that was a good one.
socoolsophie 4
Why didn't you stop after a couple minutes and see what the hold up was!?
my2centsworth 15
Now that's a smart woman.
aurevoirlulu 1
Hahahaha it gives me an idea on how to get a man to make me a sandwich >:D
TrentF13 12
XD Amusing as hell, being that the role is so often reversed. Man: Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me some peanut butter and jelly! Woman: Sign the divorce papers, douchebag!
TheCamoWulf 17
That was a great idea :D