Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
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Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when my wife came in wearing a new lingerie set, smiling at me. I dropped what I was doing and carried her to bed. After we'd finished, she went downstairs for a drink, saw the dishes I hadn't cleaned, and started a fight. Now I'm on the couch. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
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GenaALazer 22
smart woman.
SkoomaKi 27
She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.
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Wtfeezy 5
Ouch that suckedd..
yummayy_ 11
Why wouldn't you check before you finished cleaning the pool?
thats_my_job 11
That was my thought. After all it was role "playing" not your job. After a few minutes I'd be wondering what was taking so long. Sorry OP you have to be careful, us women can be sneaky.
perdix 29
Why would you even start cleaning the pool? I'd just dip my pole in the pool and prance around for a couple of minutes. If the lady of the house didn't come out, I'd change the game to "Lady Confronted by Irate Poolboy." She admits she's short of cash, so how can she pay him. Bow chicka bow bow!
jojimugo 20
Because when most men hear the word sex they stop thinking with their upper head and start thinking with their lower head
Angelrose2004 17
Well, at least now you have a clean pool for skinny dipping :)
ElricMustang 23
Lol strangely enough, it just might work!
rooboy 16
Your wife is a medium and is channeling Tom sawyer. Next thing you know, you'll be painting a fence.
Miouya 0
Hahahahaha what?!?!
bitter3ulogy 0
#22 tricked OP once, shame on her, tricked OP a second time shame on her
kimmi41509 10
What's so bad about that? No one likes skinny dipping in a dirty pool later that night! ;)
berichsoon 11
U gotta love how easy women can trick men sometimes
keenflow 2
Cus they know if they didn't have a ****** they couldn't do a damn thing. And everyone of them uses it to their advantage. It sucks!
me254 0
Its one of our "god given" talents ????
berichsoon 11
And you sure know how to use it
CinnamonRugby 5
Threaten to cut her off from the goods for tricks like this...that always works on women.
beachya 1
Not so much. Women can go without longer than a man can try and "punish" her by withholding!!!
LittleGreenPaola 23
fooling a horny man is definitely a piece of cake.
CinnamonRugby 5
Noor..you've got to be my favorite commenter on FML. Your comments are so one-of-a-kind!