Health, Break-ups and Love: Road trip from hell

Road trip from hell

By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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You deserved it 104

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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You deserved it 140

By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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You deserved it 2 988

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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You deserved it 497

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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You deserved it 3 967

By evenmybodyhatesme - 15/05/2016 06:47 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML

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You deserved it 1 263

JenDanielle917 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:52

What bitches you have to deal with.

sseberly 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:51

Man, rough day :(

Comments

emerluvsu 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:31

This is when you put in headphones, close your eyes, and sleep.

tj4234 35

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

I've said this before but. It could be worse, I'm allergic to Morphine.

KoreanFanned 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:42

One word. Ouch

DustyStorm 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:41

What a shitty day... I feel for you, big time.

hotpinkpepsi 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:11

FFFFFFFFFFYL!!!!

blink831forever 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:36

OP, you will find someone better for you and will be happy. I'm sorry about your leg surgery and your morphine wearing off. Also your mom and aunt are toxic people that do not know how to console someone.

omixxx 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:34

daam o:

wriptidez 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:35

its good that dumb ass is gone. better now then when u guys were married... that dude cant handle anything... I think u deserve much better... get well soon