Relax

By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5

What song was it?

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bustub2 8

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

I'm pretty sure it would be the French ''Je t'aime moi non plus'', by Serge Gainsbourg, with Jane Birkin. It had quite some success in English speaking countries ''Je vais et je viens entre tes reins, et je me retiens'' Which basically translates to ''I'm doing the old in-and-out in your behind, and I'm controlling myself''

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yeongji 31

Wait until you find out the truth about all the fairy tale novels you have read. You will be surprised if you do not know the true story behind stories like Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood.

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psuedodragon 23

Does depend a bit on which regional variant you're reading... Some of just gory and violent, others are very heavy in the sexual innuendo...

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sufidonor1987 0

What what in the butt!

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cttwtr 10

The song has to be: "Gorgeous" by Baby Bird. Not "Relax". Just sayin'

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SlanderousFall 2

How is this -14

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Elizabeth198 1

Well I guess we all like different things... =!

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diamondace1 0

Lmao my son use to like a song like this had to get him to stop cuz he would go everywhere singing it smdh

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DancerGirl123321 0

Let me guess, more hidden meanings behind Puff the Magic Dragon?

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kalbrek009 20

Lol...puff the magic pot that lived (grew) by the sea & little Jackie paper (rolling papers) loved that rascal puff! Soooo funny. I loved that song in the 70's but didn't know it was about smoking joints & running out of paper to roll more til the late 80's.

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