Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
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WellHelloThere47
| 19
and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!
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nana_star
| 27
I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.
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WellHelloThere47
| 19
and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!
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nana_star
| 27
I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.
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The_weird_one_2
| 13
Your picture is perfection
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nana_star
| 27
I know right
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jaspinkgrl01
| 18
I have accepted you as my lord and savior for your profile picture •0•
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nana_star
| 27
Bow down. I am your new God.
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Dean__Winchester
| 16
I saw your pic and immediately started laughing. Not of who's in it but the role -High fives!-
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silverstream20
| 20
Perhaps, "penis enlargement" was exactly the kind of uplifting the OP wanted. It might have even helped his parents.
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Tarlachia
| 33
So basically, the song is compensating for his lack of size, to go with his oversized truck on monster tires?
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Rulerray97
| 25
Was Bill Gates compensating for his small dick with his giant mansion? I know plenty of people with large dicks who brag about it all the time (Yes I have seen them. No I'm not gay.). It's annoying but just because people brag or have a big truck doesn't mean that they're lying or have a small dick.
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jay_ladybug
| 19
#50 how do you know that Bill Gates wasn't compensating for his "size" by purchasing his mansion?
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bearstyle22
| 11
so did your mom like the song?
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jazzy_123
| 20
why does everyone do this on an fml? it's like the easiest, most guaranteed-to-get-likes comment ever.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
I think you just answered your own question there, #10.
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jazzy_123
| 20
I guess I did lol oh well
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bearstyle22
| 11
I really wanna know haha. If op decides to do a follow up and answer me koo
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Benmantha
| 31
That's why you should ALWAYS check the things you're forwarding to any family member. Or coworker. Or anybody actually.
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imapartypooper
| 15
Someone is a little egotistical.
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southerngalslove
| 15
egotestical?
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meli1195
| 31
I think #8 is trying out the new big word he just learned, even though it has nothing to do with the FML
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imapartypooper
| 15
So you think that someone singing about his own "enormous penis" isn't a little self-centered? Oh and by the way, when I write I actually use longer words instead of ones I learned in 3rd grade. I'm sorry if you cannot manage using a big word like egotistical.
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jazzy_123
| 20
who knows, maybe songs about enormous penisses will actually brighten up her day lol
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
and the feeling's like a sun shining daaaaaaay!
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
I believe the song in question is Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook. You should all give it a listen.
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awkaf
| 9
I think so too, but wouldn't they have known that it was about a giant penis if the name has enormous penis in it?....
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NeatNit
| 32
wasn't there a song by Weird Al about an enormous penis, too? *googles*
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NeatNit
| 32
So yeah, I was wrong. It is by Da Vinci's Notebook; I wrongly thought it was Weird Al. Catchy song!