Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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icnburbbygrl 23
Don't get too hung up about it
mla2000 15
Haha.... Don't be a hypocrite OP!
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Comments (62)
vikky538 29
that means you are too much involved in that show...
chottu 16
I've watched that one!!!
erriiinn 9
At least you weren't actually eating it though yeah?
buckdharma 38
Rocks are very filling and easy to catch, plus practical. You can wash your clothes on them before dinner. I then use a coat- hanger as a toothpick.
TheMarshmellow 14
I wouldn't say it's completely abnormal…unless this is a regular thing. In that case, you two should get along just fine.
sammieshortcake 15
LOVE that show. My favorite was the middle aged man who was obsessed with looking like Justin Beiber.
AFaye3964 17
Omg! haha i love that one.
interwebs1334 7
I've done this before...except I did eat the coat hanger a little bit. Not a lot of it just a little few pieces
octopussperm125 18
Just remember there's always someone way more weird than you.
trumpet8 6
You should sign up for the show
noah_1234 24
haha