Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Top comments
icnburbbygrl 23
Don't get too hung up about it
mla2000 15
Haha.... Don't be a hypocrite OP!
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mla2000 15
Haha.... Don't be a hypocrite OP!
sayyestothedress 24
Sometimes we gotta forgive people for being hypocrites. We gotta let OP off the hook!
Doberman101 29
At least you weren't actually eating it. But stop being a hypocrite OP.
BigLatchZatch 14
*Lowers pitchfork*
noah_1234 24
he's not being a hypocrite guys, chill we all judge
incoherentrmblr 22
#46 is right. We all judge. If you don't judge, then you're a hypocrite. Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
icnburbbygrl 23
Don't get too hung up about it
baseballbv 17
You can try not to parka that hanger in your mouth. Hang that bad habit out to dry.
MrConcise 35
@8 - Not saying your comment made me wanna hang myself, but there's a note on my dresser with your name printed on it in case I change my mind.
titandesu 14
don't worry about, hang in there
alkinduh 13
Some people do things with out knowing and that's okay to a certain extent
Brandi_Faith 34
Agreed, if you were just chewing on it without thinking about it that's one thing. If you are eating something, like rocks, even though you know it is unhealthy for you yet continue to do it consciously, and even hide it, then there is a big problem.
0d987f6t54gu321 4
You're an idiot who chews on coat hangers. Not sure how that's an FML.
AvatheAvacodo 9
It's not always an addiction/habit. Just something that makes you... Happy I guess, in the moment.
octopussperm125 18
Does this include drinking? Because thats a huge relief then
foxwasalamb 24
i like how your comment is about drinking, and then your whole profile is dedicated to weed. tok on man
sonshadsil94 15
coat hanger?? you mean with metal? ayayayayahh that hurts my teeth just thinking about it
chinaski7628 32
"No wire hangers, ever!" I'm hoping it was a plastic one, though.
octopussperm125 18
Arent alot of them like coated in something? Like plastic or rubber?
gracehi 33
Eating rocks? Chewing on coat hangers? ... Wait... You're telling me everyone else doesn't do that too?
lnheritance 19
I still prefer chewing on Orbit but that's just me.
cadillacgal79 32
I for one happen to like that taste of metal, in fact I'm chewing on my necklace chain right now.
kingdomgirl94 29
My headphone wires usually get the worst of my absentminded chewing...
mld4657 28
yeah those are both a little strange but to each their own
catmint 13
Absent mindedly chewing things is kinda therapeutic to be fair
doodlecloud 27
Yeah, I'll admit I've absentmindedly chewed on a coat hanger on some of the occasions that I actually happen to be holding one. It's the same as chewing pencils or nails or whatever. It's definitely not the same as literally eating rocks.
lil_ham1644 29
At first when I read nails I thought you meant metal nails for hammering. You meant finger nails, right?