Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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icnburbbygrl 23
Don't get too hung up about it
mla2000 15
Haha.... Don't be a hypocrite OP!
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Comments (62)
sorryheadphones 26
At least you're not eating the hangers
giantsfan2010 23
You just spaced out and didn't realize what you were doing right?
octopussperm125 18
I wanna know why she just happened to have a hanger in her hand while sitting watching tv
Krbsmommy 8
Maybe they were doing laundry?
Miss_Chevious 37
'Hang' in there OP
False_Stupidity 42
Not that different to absently chewing a pen or pencil really. It's not like you were actually eating the coat hanger so don't get too hung up on this.
Khaleesi_26 30
Pun intended? Lol
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you can be a part of the show as well
spamhands1 18
You arent addicted, its just a habit
dannnngthatsux 19
it's called Pika. Generally the person is missing some large amount of a vitamin or mineral in their diet. Adjusting their diet often helps.
JessieTaft 17
I've seen that one. I hope you don't become addicted to chewing coat hangers
Khaleesi_26 30
"On this weeks My Strange Addiction, FML poster suffers from a weird addiction of chewing on coat hangers."
blueblu97 16
This whole site is just one big pun