Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying, "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
steelersfan78 0
This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?
schwancy 2
Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!
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Comments (70)
imright24 0
He dodged that bullet!
Alesana_Love 0
I think it's a cute/silly pick up line. if he was cute I would have done it :)
amanduh172 2
you're cute :)
persianlovaaa691 0
ahah should've gave him a fake numberr lmao
SaintE_fml 0
nice
RedPillSucks 33
OK ladies... What's the weirdest/cheesiest pickup line you've heard? I'll start... him: Your pants are so shiny. her: What???? him: Your pants are so shiny, I can see my self in them.
tencentsakiss 19
I've never been given a cheesy pick up line. I am so sad now.
tencentsakiss 19
"I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party"
far_east 6
ahahahaha man this guy is some ******* hefty turd... so damn funny. and agreed; pick up line of the week but dont use cereal box..
EpicBoredness 0
You should have given it to him. Maybe he was trying to be cute. He could have ended up being your world.
skyeyez9 25
I have a shitty cell phone (no apps, no keyboard and a crappy camera). But I dont want to get rid of it cause it works fine. Plus it survived an accidental washing in the washer, my dog getting a hold of it. No iPhone is as tough as the cheap phone I have!
ballbearing 10
Not true. My 3G went into the bathtub, dishwater and a puddle. Not to mention being dropped numerous times and surviving international post after it was left at Manchester airport. The thing is awesome and will never die!! I invented problems to justify needing a new phone as it was bashed up but worked just fine...
Pudding12 0
ha I'ma use dat since I have a iPhone
Ynunez 3
He was trying to be cute gee..
sammyhell 0
That chat up line is so gay and your a tit for wanting to go out with him if he had an iPhone.