Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying, "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
steelersfan78 0
This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?
schwancy 2
Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!
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Comments (70)
KittenLuvs1212 0
haha I would have given it to him I think that's funny
fthku 13
Wow. I can't believe my FML didn't get posted but this one did. OP - Did you have sense of humor surgically removed? Pretensious women.. jeez.
vampslayer108 0
i have to disagree. more reason to give it to him.
lol523 0
i woulf have laughed and pointed it out to him, its kind of cute when a guy does something stupid
Concray 0
If it had been a real iPhone, it would have turned an almost clever pick-up line into complete douchebaggery...
Dezteny 5
it wasn't really lame, it was hilarious. I give the guy credit for taking something that would normally be lame and putting his twisted humor into it. He took a chance and just ended up failing because the girl he asked was materialistic rather than down to earth and quirky. I say good for him!
mooseluver4life 5
Haha I would have been like your iPhone seems to be malfunctioning and them smashed the box lol
Enzi_fml 21
Where's the FML? A guy asked for your number, and he's funny. What's wrong with that?
SOILEDIT 51
This is more of an FHL considering he doesn't have a phone to get your number on.
DLBL 23
That worked out; he was looking for a girl with a fun sense of humor.