Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Be glad that you don't look like a Photoshopped plastic mannequin.
oliver86 8
say they'd have to airbrush his pants to make his balls bigger. That should shut him up.
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Comments (86)
PrincessRavishin 0
I hope you punched his penis.
shannonreneee 11
And? I would gladly point out the flaws that I need to have airbrushed but it's not the end of the world. Everyone has flaws and obviously your boyfriend loves you despite your flaws. Just laugh it off, geez.
heartless_j 0
sounds like an ass
ferbinite 0
Its good to know that he loves you anyway. =P right?
jessylove7 0
get yourself a new boyfriend
ohshiitnuggets 0
**** him -__-
SadinSherman 16
That was uncalled for.
destonerock 0
then point out all of his..and for the last one point out they would have to stuff his pants to make it look like he has something.. then flash him ur breasts ..then leave his ass. and come see me.
destonerock 0
afroninjashuffle ...your the man.
iSpasticFantasti 14
Mmhm. Now all we need is a picture of him and a black marker. Colour over him until he is "completely out of the picture" and show it to him. I can see it now... "This looks about right." "But you can't see me." "Just how I like it." :) You just airbrushed one big flaw out of your life. ;)