Anonymous
Adelaide, Australia
Rated
Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
xero_art
United States
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Viscerion
Adelaide, Australia
I am business
Today, I sold an item on eBay and received $8.36 after fees. It cost me $1.39 for a satchel and $9.70 postage. It cost me $2.73 to give someone my item. FML
facepalm
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
okaydisarray
Dayton, United States
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
dany
Lancaster, United States
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
cheatingapparently
Occam's razor
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
LonelyStudent
Chicago, United States
Keep it down!
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Max
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
darianvilla
College Park, United States
Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML
ARGHHHH
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
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perdix 31
Hah! You did something to earn yours. The only A+ I've ever gotten was my blood type. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
kmt926 0
Well... An A is an A either way, right?
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jagsville 8
Yeah, don't be a fool, stay in school.
pimpcracker 8
I give u a D for that being ur only A+... dumbass!
EvilLilCupcake 10
I give you an F. Learn to spell "you" and "your".
Googoo27 12
I give him an F for not knowing how to wear a shirt.
SkoomaKi 28
16 - Change your picture, or you will be buried to the depths of hell...
twisted_cherub 14
Not just the picture, but every comment of yours I've ever read. *A special layer of hell reserved for pedophiles and people who talk in the theater.
Pandacupcakelove 26
#16 The only "dumbass" here is you! Some people find it more dificult to learn than you do! It does not make them stupid, you on the other hand seem like a total airhead! I have a lot of respect for people with learning dificulties, cause they work so hard every day to get good grades at school, and sometimes they still don't get good grades. I think you should think twice before calling someone stupid, especially when you yourself can't even write the words "you" and "your". Sorry if i have typos. I'm 14 and English is not my first language. With 16's logic i guess that makes me stupid.
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
Pretty sure it'd be "you're"? :o
Pandacupcakelove 26
144- Your= Your as in something you own. You're= You are.
Alanber92 5
Lol ya got you grammar down, now let's work on your numbers. 114 < 144
molliepop19 5
Not even in gym?!
calivianya 29
If you're not in good shape it's hard to get an A+ in gym! My teacher only gave it to students who could run the mile the fastest.
FUUUandyourmom 16
I've got all As in all of my classes but gym. It's so depressing when my dad laughs at me.
Pandacupcakelove 26
#66 I feel you! Gym is my worst subject too :( It's so stupid that we even get grades for that! I thought the only reason we even had gymclass was to stay in shape! I doubt I will ever need dudgeball in the future...
molliepop19 5
That sucks guys! In my gym class, we get grades just for showing up. Which is nice, since I'm lazier than a three-toed sloth.
xoconnie 8
no offense but wow..... gym class is so easy... my friends and i get a+s. maybe u guys should play some sports! good luck
Pandacupcakelove 26
92- I do work out, and how easy it is, actually depends a lot on your teatcher. Ours is like... The gym teatcher from hell!
xoconnie 8
i see what you're saying!! sorry you got crap teachers man lol
Xly_fml 5
Actually, gym isn't as easy as you might think for some people. I'm in "leadership PE", and it's my worst class. I'm getting a 95 average for everything else, but that damn B in PE just ruins everything. My point is that sometimes it's not so simple as to just "play more sports", it depends on the teacher. Many perfectly fit people I know are getting Bs and below in PE.
emeraldisle 30
You obviously deserved it. Well done OP!
SkoomaKi 28
You've got a bright future ahead of you! At Ebay...
jaredofmo 22
You're welcome! Celebrate the little successes, they'll help you get through the day.
loserman67 36
Congraulations OP! Sorry to hear that school days were a challenge for you, but you stuck with it, overcame the hurdles and got yourself an A! Why don't you take off your helmet and toss it in the air in victory! Just don't be standing under it when it comes down.
Nerdfightersrule 11
FAIL
DocBastard 40
Wow, you couldn't even get an A+ on that grade 1 spelling test? 1) Kat 2) Dawg 3) Iz 4) Kow 5) Mowse
loserman67 36
Thank you Doc! One of the funniest posts I have read in quite awhile.
br0ccoli 15
'mowse' haha! That one did me in. LOL.
Trisha_aus 15
Mau5*
Nerdfightersrule 11
I'm currently going for badges. The commentey one at this point.
DocBastard 40
Spamming comments is a great way to get banned. Hey mods, you should add a badge for First Banhammer Up The Ass!
calivianya 29
There are plenty of FMLs to comment on here. Why don't you get your badge the legit way?