By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States
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Oh that's lovely.
how romantic!
Your mother is so blunt. I love it! :D
That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.
I see what you did there Doc, good double entendre!
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Show it anyway34 - Suicide/escape from TMI
"old wooden docks"
Whoa man just take it easy! I agree with him, no where does it say OP's mom started driving again, so why should OP bother with asking her to stop the car? Stop flaming so hard and being a thumbs up whore and think about the question next time. Just so you don't look like such a jackass next time.
Wilson - I meant "stop the car" to mean "turn off the engine". You're right though, what I said was too vague.
U mad?
How did you know I poked your mom in the ass?
But not too recently, I hope.
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Show it anywayWhat kind of family do you come from? :-O
Why did 5 get thumbed down while 6 got thumbed up?
6 made the sarcasm more believable:p
OP could be a son; no indication of gender.
either way, day = ruined. life = scarred
Lolz.
Yea, I'm a guy not a girl
Repeatedly wash ears with soap. If bleeding occurs, it's working.
But the image will remain in the mind, forever and ever. The romance and intense passion, the animal lust between two people in an old wooden dock, will stay in OP's mind, will haunt OP's dreams, always.
That's when you scrub your eyes with the steel wool.
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Show it anywayIs this supposed to be your impression of mom on the dock? I think it was more like this: Ooh! OOOH! Oh oh OH! Oooooh OW! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY ASS?
I think she's implying that the guy may have been lacking. OP's mom: "Ouch, it feels like got a splinter in my ass." Guy: "That's weird, I don't see one." OP's mom: "Oh, never mind." *Whistles*
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Show it anywayA mom that explains her sex life and shows you the exact spot where she did it, is a fun mom? What has this world become? Last time I checked, most kids wouldn't consider this a fun moment nor would they consider their mom fun after this experience! ((but I mean if you like hearing that from your parents then...ok))
That's always a good thing to know. I think she was trying to say when u fuck someone don't do it on that dock
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That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.
Oh that's lovely.