Oh that's lovely.

WOW that is so wrong... way too much info JEEEEZ!

I hate it when im having sex and a splinter gets in my Ass

how romantic!

W

"and that's the story of why you were born" :)

And kids, that's how I met your mother.

tmi, mommy... tmi!!! :D
*bleeding ears*

Your mother is so blunt.
I love it! :D

Reminds me of the things my mother tells me about her and my dad. THE HORROR THE HORROR!

So that's what you kids call it these days. Back in my day, getting a splinter in your ass was called butt sex.

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock.

Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

I see what you did there Doc, good double entendre!

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34 - Suicide/escape from TMI

To every parent's story, there is a life lesson. In this case: don't fuck on wooden docks.

75: Your comment reminds me of that part in Mean Girls where the gym teacher is like, "Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die."

"old wooden docks"

Umm OP already said their mom stopped the car so why would they ask her to stop?

Seriously 130?......because that comment was so relevant. Do us all a favor and stfu

Whoa man just take it easy! I agree with him, no where does it say OP's mom started driving again, so why should OP bother with asking her to stop the car? Stop flaming so hard and being a thumbs up whore and think about the question next time. Just so you don't look like such a jackass next time.

How about you do us all a favor and stop bitching. I was simply pointing something out and meant it jokingly, not to lash out at Doc as you have felt it necessary to do to me.

And thank you 134.

Wilson - I meant "stop the car" to mean "turn off the engine". You're right though, what I said was too vague.

Oh okay. Thanks for clearing that up Doc :)

U mad?

How did you know I poked your mom in the ass?

You call her a whore?

But not too recently, I hope.

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What kind of family do you come from? :-O

Why did 5 get thumbed down while 6 got thumbed up?

6 made the sarcasm more believable:p

6's statement exhibited such class and intelligence.

It was truly beautiful.

Mother-daughter bonding.

How sweet.

OP could be a son; no indication of gender.

Use your imagination.

either way, day = ruined. life = scarred

Couldnt have said it better.....lolz

Lolz.

Yea, I'm a guy not a girl

Repeatedly wash ears with soap. If bleeding occurs, it's working.

But the image will remain in the mind, forever and ever. The romance and intense passion, the animal lust between two people in an old wooden dock, will stay in OP's mind, will haunt OP's dreams, always.

That's when you scrub your eyes with the steel wool.

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Is this supposed to be your impression of mom on the dock? I think it was more like this:

Ooh! OOOH! Oh oh OH! Oooooh OW! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY ASS?

I think she's implying that the guy may have been lacking.

OP's mom: "Ouch, it feels like got a splinter in my ass."
Guy: "That's weird, I don't see one."
OP's mom: "Oh, never mind." *Whistles*

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A mom that explains her sex life and shows you the exact spot where she did it, is a fun mom?


What has this world become? Last time I checked, most kids wouldn't consider this a fun moment nor would they consider their mom fun after this experience! ((but I mean if you like hearing that from your parents then...ok))

That's always a good thing to know. I think she was trying to say when u fuck someone don't do it on that dock