Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Rare find

Rare find

By whywasitthere - 19/04/2017 09:00 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, I was walking down my road in the hill-country of Texas, when I spotted something shiny buried in the dirt. Thinking it could be something interesting, I picked it up, and, after turning it over numerous times in my hand, realized that it was, in fact, an old silver bullet vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By Miffy - 04/09/2018 23:00 - United States - San Augustine

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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Mortified

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML

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You deserved it 191

By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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You deserved it 2 081

By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

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You deserved it 450

Oh lawd, he comin'

By logkitty - 10/04/2012 04:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gunpoint, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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Archaeology

By Ugh - 20/09/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that the ancient looking coin I dug up in my front yard is worth hundreds of dollars. Too bad I found that coin when I was eight years-old, and have since misplaced it. FML

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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Sagar Nair 12

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:41

Well you gotta admit, that IS interesting.

Regulate 21

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:42

Vampire hunters need to get off too I guess.

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Sagar Nair 12

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:41

Well you gotta admit, that IS interesting.

Regulate 21

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:42

Vampire hunters need to get off too I guess.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:43

Silver is for Werewolves, not Vampires.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:56

Actually, silver can be used to fend off multiple kinds of supernatural creatures, vampires included.

Regulate 21

Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:25

Silver bullets kill whatever you fire them at. Even Starsrceam.

asm0dea 29

Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:34

Quote: 'Silver has a unique place in vampire mythology as the single, solid, naturally occurring substance that can injure a vampire.'

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:48

Give it to the crankiest lady in the neighborhood. Either it's hers, or she needs it anyways.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:58

I'm not sure about interesting, but it certainly did give you a buzz.

Tomantio 4

Wednesday 19 April 2017 18:49

You find bullets everywhere in Texas.

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 19 April 2017 21:35

Who was that masked man?

Selina1407 11

Thursday 20 April 2017 2:10

wash your hands

wickedgetz 30

Thursday 20 April 2017 6:44

wow, what a find...what did you with it?

naive_girl_fml 6

Thursday 20 April 2017 12:55

100% it was a canister of laughing gas not a vibrator

vibernum 17

Thursday 20 April 2017 13:25

Did it still work?

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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Today, I was working the drive-thru. Everything was going fine until I handed a customer her order and said, "Happy Holidays". Before she drove off, she yelled, "it's Merry Christmas, bitch" and threw her coffee at the window. I'm Jewish and was trying to be polite. FML

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Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML

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Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

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Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Rare find

Same thing different taste

May be

Mortified

Eye bleach

Oh lawd, he comin'

Archaeology

Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

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