Today, my Thanksgiving sucks, pretty much bummed because someone dognapped my Shiba Inu as I went inside a store. I'm trying not to stress, even though all I can think of is, "Is he OK? Has he eaten?" Fuck, I miss my darn dog. The audacity of this person. Literally disheartening. Hopefully he returns to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and got robbed at knifepoint. The robber made away with my phone, cash, and debit cards… and the French Bulldog I’m still making monthly payments for. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
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Hangryko 32
Go to the police with a photo of your dog and all the details of where and when it happened. It's possible security cameras in the area recorded the theft and police can investigate them. Also, put up posters around your neighbourhood and on your social media with the photo and same details, with contact information. Good luck, I hope you get your dog back.
Nolongeracriminal 16
YDI, ITA for staying this, but, you should never leave an animal or child in the vehicle while you go on the store. Maybe one day you will learn.
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Hangryko 32
Go to the police with a photo of your dog and all the details of where and when it happened. It's possible security cameras in the area recorded the theft and police can investigate them. Also, put up posters around your neighbourhood and on your social media with the photo and same details, with contact information. Good luck, I hope you get your dog back.
Nolongeracriminal 16
YDI, ITA for staying this, but, you should never leave an animal or child in the vehicle while you go on the store. Maybe one day you will learn.