Quick reflexes

By nahalDZ - 20/10/2012 17:29 - Germany - K?ln

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Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
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pennies_lane 6

****... I wonder what you do to the alarm clock in the mornings.

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tsent8 15

Now that's what I call an alarm **** hahaha

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pnutbutternjelly 15

Unless you were in prison that is a completely inappropriate way to react.

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AKPILOT 3

Just another reason to hate hand-jobs.

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canzonetta 16

Du solltest die mal erklaeren dass es sicherer ist, wenn die dich mit blasen aufwacht ;)

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Valiumknights44 12

Why would you instinctively punch someone? Where you recently in prison and had to protect your carnal treasures at all times?

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chippa 24

Because he would question her black eye, durr.

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Deroni76 5

Cool! I didn't know that humans have instincts to punch whoever was touching their dick!

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NutellaCongress 10

I swear to god I read an FML about how a girl wanted to wake her boyfriend up with a ******* but got punched in the face....hmm

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