Miscellaneous: Quality family time

Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for 4 years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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You must conform

By lefthandspanker - 27/08/2015 16:34 - United States - Craig

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

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By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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thelindseyyy 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:23

...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.

akallaan 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:23

You just can't win...

Comments

r0cks0 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 7:47

Sounds like granny might have a little dementia

ilusfm 9

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:31

woow

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:57

she sounds lovely.

StaceeeP 23

Wednesday 26 December 2012 9:00

would have been a bit awkward if you were all "SHIT GRANDMA IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK START CPR!" and you actually made her have a cardiac arrest

parsnipnose3000 3

Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:04

So just give her a real one now. You know, the one you got blamed for anyway. :o)

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:41

Your grandma sounds like fun lol

JustinLaughs 9

Wednesday 26 December 2012 11:31

Honestly, She sounds like a total badass that is just messing with you. Go Gran!

MatteKudasai 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 11:39

Disregard this, it didn't let me reply

RagerOne 2

Wednesday 26 December 2012 12:30

Grams is losing it.

fmljps 0

Wednesday 26 December 2012 12:38

Wait 'till she's not around, then go take a piss in her bed

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