PubelishedAuthor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pubeblocked
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
hairless
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What should I do?
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
House rules
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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christiebaby578 9
Young Demon Insects.
Rickymonkeypants 0
wow that's a fail
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xSundae 6
You Deserved It. :) Change your sheets once in a while, eh OP?
drwicked 0
bahahahahaha!
erjaguam 0
GROSS!!!
nirvanafreak93 0
15 thank uu
yummy_mummy 0
wash your sheets. it's enough to put anyone off. pubes on the bed is maybe a bigger turn off than a hairy back
blindyblonde13 0
ehh idk bout that onee^^
justj2010 0
cochino!
Giorgio272 2
sounds like a fussy bitch. go to her house and claim the same. but tell her your cool enough to still get freaky. while in the middle of sex grab one of her Teddy bears and rip it's head off with your mouth. that'll teach the bitxh to mess with yo.
ChrisCTL 0
LOL jokes.
michael11 0
I love you the girl is dumbass just blow it away
aLexll_fml 0
This ain't 2007, bush is out.
dumbasss 0
^ hahhaaaaa I see what ya did there biggest win ever?
dumbasss 0
^ haha I see what you did there
78euge781995 0
Is it so hard for you to clean your sheets once in a while, or if you're to lazy shave. You should clean your sheets anyway.
perdix 31
YDI for having concertina wire covering your junk! If you don't want to shave, at least use Sauve Pube Conditioner to make your short 'n' curlies soft 'n' fluffy.
chloeginger 0
Haha Perdix, you never fail to amuse me. But yes, in all seriousness, I agree with you...
tannerianian 11
Agreed his comments are funny as hell! I see them now and again