PubelishedAuthor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pubeblocked
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
hairless
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What should I do?
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
House rules
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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christiebaby578 9
Young Demon Insects.
Rickymonkeypants 0
wow that's a fail
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ihatedads 0
No shit. xD GL getting laid! (next time) YDI!
sabatical 0
what the he'll are you chewbacca? jesus there's just no words for how sick that is. does that even really happen?! yeeeegch!
okieraider71 4
The OP is not old enough to have pubes. That's why they were a problem. No other possible answer. Does your mommy know you have been on the Internet again?
kcluna 6
what is OP???
sum1savemeh 0
oppressed penis
boreddoubletears 0
Obvious pumpkins.
sabatical 0
^win open paracute
missd420 16
Orange pubes.
sabatical 0
take it from the horse op, gotta point there.
Cricketiscool 0
ew, pubes are gross on the body, and even more disgusting off. Trim or shave dude, or wash your sheets. Maybe you should consider all of those options. Also, how did so many fall out that It was clearly apparent to the other person? Yuck.
Cricketiscool 0
its+personal+preference.+I%27m+not+a+fan+of+hair+on+myself%2C+and+out+of+control+hair+on+men.+not+just+pubic+hair%2C+all+hair.+that%27s+just+my+preference+though.
dealwithit84 0
you NASTY
perdix 31
I'll bet you a few pubes in your teeth will be even less appreciated.
Dubstep_fml 1
ha!
Cricketiscool 0
bahaha that's funny.
taylorlseaton 0
what does OP mean?
WtFiMdAdDy 0
lol. This is too funny!
sabatical 0
optimus prime! duh
goonie85 0
Sooo, did you change the sheets and try again? Never buy light colored sheets if you're shedding (or if you wet the bed). Of course, if you buy dark sheets, they'll show the **** stains easier. You're screwed either way, OP. Just keep up on the laundry.
Squander 3
If your mattress is growing hair I strongly suggest you get it to see a bediatrist. It might have a hormone problem....
sabatical 0
win^
sabatical 0
this seriously makes me scream with laughter haha