PubelishedAuthor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pubeblocked
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
hairless
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What should I do?
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
House rules
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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christiebaby578 9
Young Demon Insects.
Rickymonkeypants 0
wow that's a fail
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RileyL29 0
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
peeachykeen 0
well it sure ain't a turn on
blud 0
******* freak.
Lillies98 0
maybe you should wash your sheets... I don't see how you don't deserve not getting laid
imchanel 0
that's disgusting I wouldn't wanna get laid by you either if I saw pubes on your bed YDI
crazy2468 0
that's nasty do u ever wash ur sheets???
Haileyw15 0
Well why the **** were there pubes on your bed? You shave in the shower dude, not over the place you sleep.
LynzCatastrophe 0
Really? i learned that a few pubes on the body makes your boyfriend stop having oral sex with you simply because he hates picking it out of his teeth ^__^. Why did i just say that?
xNephilim 19
I learned that people need to suck it up. A) pubes are just another example for hair. Just like on your head. B) it will not kill you to touch, lick, or lo and behold, get them in your mouth. You don't throw a little hissy fit when getting a regular hair in your mouth, do you? C) for girls who don't swallow... (kinda off topic, but oh well) It's already in your mouth, you'll taste it anyway, why go through the extra trouble of spitting it out? D) God dammit, it's HAIR. Less germy than his damn mouth. So man up and deal with it.
tazz210cp 0
lol that's y u have sex at her house .....
ahoyajee 3
gross.