Pubeblocked

By PubelishedAuthor - 15/03/2010 06:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
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Rickymonkeypants 0

wow that's a fail

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RileyL29 0

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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Lillies98 0

maybe you should wash your sheets... I don't see how you don't deserve not getting laid

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imchanel 0

that's disgusting I wouldn't wanna get laid by you either if I saw pubes on your bed YDI

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crazy2468 0

that's nasty do u ever wash ur sheets???

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Haileyw15 0

Well why the **** were there pubes on your bed? You shave in the shower dude, not over the place you sleep.

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LynzCatastrophe 0

Really? i learned that a few pubes on the body makes your boyfriend stop having oral sex with you simply because he hates picking it out of his teeth ^__^. Why did i just say that?

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xNephilim 18

I learned that people need to suck it up. A) pubes are just another example for hair. Just like on your head. B) it will not kill you to touch, lick, or lo and behold, get them in your mouth. You don't throw a little hissy fit when getting a regular hair in your mouth, do you? C) for girls who don't swallow... (kinda off topic, but oh well) It's already in your mouth, you'll taste it anyway, why go through the extra trouble of spitting it out? D) God dammit, it's HAIR. Less germy than his damn mouth. So man up and deal with it.

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tazz210cp 0

lol that's y u have sex at her house .....

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