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By PubelishedAuthor - 15/03/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By sexyfail - 26/01/2010 08:59 - Australia

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By DaggerHole - 06/03/2014 14:54 - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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House rules

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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christiebaby578 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:58

Young Demon Insects.

Rickymonkeypants 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:20

wow that's a fail

Comments

amag97 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:54

Did they stand up, draw their swords, and stab you every time you tried to get on the bed?

sweetybaybeC 15

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:48

Wow that's disgusting

xNephilim 18

Friday 27 January 2012 5:03

Am I the only one who doesn't see the problem with this? For all we know, OP could've changed his sheets the night before, gone to sleep or do whatever, and somehow managed to shed a few little hairs in that short amount of time... Also, pubes really aren't that gross. My boyfriend shaved once to make me more comfortable when it comes to ******** and to be honest, I preferred the pubes, because they at least don't scratch like a ************, unlike the ones that are just growing back. As long as he's clean down there, who gives a damn?