PubelishedAuthor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pubeblocked
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
hairless
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What should I do?
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
House rules
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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christiebaby578 9
Young Demon Insects.
Rickymonkeypants 0
wow that's a fail
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amag97 0
Did they stand up, draw their swords, and stab you every time you tried to get on the bed?
sweetybaybeC 15
Wow that's disgusting
xNephilim 19
Am I the only one who doesn't see the problem with this? For all we know, OP could've changed his sheets the night before, gone to sleep or do whatever, and somehow managed to shed a few little hairs in that short amount of time... Also, pubes really aren't that gross. My boyfriend shaved once to make me more comfortable when it comes to ******** and to be honest, I preferred the pubes, because they at least don't scratch like a ************, unlike the ones that are just growing back. As long as he's clean down there, who gives a damn?
shinshoku13 19
Duh
Allysaurus 0
Wtf does ydi mean?
jurnee13 6
gross
missd420 16
That is just...no.
Federgirl 19
eww
sunnystephie420 15
Mii