Love, Surprise and Animals: PTSD - FML

PTSD

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 5 October 2009 23:32

you gave her a scaregasm! oh!

curlsandwhatnot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:40

i.. i think i love you

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Ritz234 0

Monday 21 June 2010 12:15

... If you bought her pepper spray, you obviously knew she had it and might need it.. YDI for not knowing that.

atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:50

Sounds a little fake-ish? If its not then hats off to the OP's girl! Quick reflexes!

mike307 11

Monday 24 December 2012 22:09

I still would have done it! Lmfao!

fischerxx 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:13

To be fair, when you walk up to a stranger and say "your daughter is licking Ronald"...it tends to suggest something

TehButterz 8

Saturday 30 July 2016 4:29

Hey, ummm, look on the bright side, you'll probably be laughing the next day

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