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Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
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Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML
Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Today, my husband got so worked up in an argument that his blood pressure spiked and he burst a vein in his eyeball. He was arguing with a guy on the internet, trying to convince him that Donald Trump is evil. We're not even American. FML
Today, I discovered that my Dad's family very much supports Donald Trump. They tried to convince me to support his campaign by donating money. We're not even American. FML
Today, after a supervisor, who is a Donald Trump fanatic, kept pestering us with the subject, I decided to debate with him, never swearing or disrespecting him at all. I was fired, presumably for disrespecting a supervisor. FML
Today, I live abroad, but I was born in the USA so I'm sick of people asking me who I voted for in the last election, all while looking at me weirdly and suspiciously. FML
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
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Top comments
Thaylok 17
One of the GREAT things about America is that we utilize the Austrian ballot, and it's none of your bosses or anyone's business who you do and don't support!!! In fact, you don't have to support the two morons who belong to parties at all.
Lamitucus 4
Maybe someone needs to remind him you don’t have a president and the last few prime ministers have been questionable. 😅
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Comments (6)
Thaylok 17
One of the GREAT things about America is that we utilize the Austrian ballot, and it's none of your bosses or anyone's business who you do and don't support!!! In fact, you don't have to support the two morons who belong to parties at all.
Sertorius 10
G'day mate, yeah nah its the Australian ballot not Austrian.
JackWood 20
Keep your head up. You are a lot smarter than your boss.
Lamitucus 4
Maybe someone needs to remind him you don’t have a president and the last few prime ministers have been questionable. 😅
Yudith 25
Well, that explains Boris Johnson.
idragosani 15
Better get your CV up to date... it's only going to get worse
FluffythePink 23
I find it horribly depressing how many Americans support someone that Putin openly wants in power... Why do we think that Russian Hitler *likes* Trump? It sure as **** ain't for the scintillating conversation.