Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
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Victoria_fml 0
Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...
judemeister 0
that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".
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Comments (106)
aaaaa2p 0
It was probably your boobs. Anything bigger than an A cup will stretch clothes not meant to be worn by a girl.
faded89 0
Umm, are you serious? Guys are meant to have a naturally bigger build than girls, so in most cases, girls (even those with something bigger than an A cup) wouldn't fill out their boyfriends clothes at all. My boyfriend and I are both average-sized and his clothes are very loose on me. It's just strange to me that you'd think otherwise :-S
ydi87 0
you clearly have no boobs XD
wongcf90 0
If you have big boobs then, I'm JEALOUS! but if you're fat then, YDI and LOSE SOME WEIGHT PLEASE. for your health's sake
SkyShowers 0
Maybe the boyfriend's just a skinny stick. One never knows...
Twinklestar 0
I don't think it really matters if you would have stretched it or not. It's just a shirt.. What's more important to him; his gf or one old piece of clothing?
rlet 1
I think the case here is that the boy is skinnier than the girl and definately she's fat because guys say is really sexy when a girl wears their shirt even if it is a simple t-shirt my man loves to see me on his shirt so get on the ball! exercise!!!!!!
HookEmTexas07 0
Excuse me waiter? I wanted ranch dressing with my word salad.
thesunwillshine3 0
maybe he just didn't want throwup on his shirts
TRJADN 0
Ok fat ass give your boyfriend a break. And learn to hold your liquor.
dspadres 0
Where did she mention liquor in that entire thing?
kellercrunk 0
hun, don't take him seriously. Guys are weird. I'm 98lbs, and I my boos are a 34C. He says I'm gonna stretch his clothes. Just grab one of his shirts anyway. Lol
SpankyMcThrust 6
How... the... ****?... I can only imagine someone who's, about 3 1/2 feet tall. o_o 98lbs and 34C just doesn't seem right in my head. Are you okay? Do you need a cheeseburger? I've got a few coupons for McDonald's if you need them. D:
fmylifelooser 0
nevermind.
TRJADN 0
She obviously has a hangover. Duhhh either that or she is pregnant
fmylifelooser 0
ya know, theres this little thing called the flu...
CallMeHush 1
Giant Rack !!!