Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
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Victoria_fml 0
Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...
judemeister 0
that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".
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Comments (106)
laxDevil 0
36 how big are your boobs?
b1gn1gz 0
clearly because you have boobs...
hesafag 0
he's a jackass who does that??
agentowner 0
fatass
massacarre 1
I am assuming he us saying you have big boobs... just the way I think
AllyCat23 9
You're probably not overweight. Boobs of almost any size will stretch out guys shirts because they aren't made for boobs.
albertaboy 7
He could have meant because of your ****?
Termanator141 12
are you a DD by any chance?
TrippingOnAcid 29
Maybe he was worried about you puking on one of his shirts so he made an excuse to give you his fathers. Or maybe he's just mean. Or maybe you're just fat OP. Sorry:)
jbivens1992 17
Some people take a lot of pride in their clothing. I mean if youre considerably bigger than him can you blame him? And as others have stated, maybe it has nothing to do with your weight, maybe its your chest? I mean he still offered you a clean shirt so why be upset?