Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
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Victoria_fml 0
Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...
judemeister 0
that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".
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Comments (106)
kellercrunk 0
My iPod sucks. It's spelling everything wrong on here. Let me fix things.. Lbs. Not lbd boobs. Not boos. K better now. Btw ur not fat. U got some big ta ta's
marc_with_a_c 3
So you have big boobs, get over it damnit.. not everything a guy says means you're fat.. but hey if you think that's what he meant, then you deserve it for A) being fat B) dating a toothpick
PhillyFox 0
The OPs boyfriend could be really skinny, and she's the one that's normal size. Also, boobs tend to stretch out guys shirts, unless their mosquito-bite ones.
wickeddrummajor 0
hey it probably is her boobs. for example, my boyfriend is pretty skinny, and im not overweight, i have a DD, and i wore one of his shirts and stretched it out. so maybe thats it
rose1212 0
Its boobs FORSURE. my guy friends always try on my shirts and laugh because its too loose around the chest.
ghost0609 0
Your guy friends wear your clothes? LOL
Tigg3r 3
Wow. mean much? Just take one of his shirts any way.
LIEKEFRIET 0
What a jerk! You should be more important than a stupid shirt.. Jeez.. And next time just take one of his shirt anyway.. big deal.
raemears 0
did you think to consider he might have meant he didn't want your boobs stretching it out?
misspeg 0
wow your boyfriend is definitely a keeper. totally...
grandma_moses 0
this has been said but he probably meant your ****. they tend to stretch mens shirts out since they don't have them. unless he's a fatty with bitch *******. then you're just fat.