Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
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perdix 31
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
lexxiii 17
Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...
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Comments (131)
ikickgingers 15
Onside kick!!!! Well, did they recover possession ???
shootintacos 0
Oh kicky, ich liebe dich
ikickgingers 15
I'd say I love you too, I would however feel like I belonged to nambla.. Even though I'm not a man.... Okay forget I said anything. *goes back to bed*
SanDiegoGirl111 3
Holy shit 50!! Nambla...certainly never excepted to see that in a reply. I'm still giggling like a tween. Tip of the hat to you, sir!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Kicky I creeped your profile....My god, who sent you that PM? What a ******* loser. Besides, you have friends like me to back you up! So HA random troll, I turned the tables on your anonymous failure of a life!
shootintacos 0
my ex is a Ginger, kick her for me?
EmilieAutumn 7
You must have great aim
NotMuchLuck 0
Wait..... A football football or American football?
SwedishDerp 3
I don't think American football should be played on a car park so I'm guessing they were playing some good ol footy
nero9112 4
OP used the term British term "car park" (meaning parking lot for the people across the pond) so it is safe to assume they are referring to association football.
iFizzgig 11
I don't understand why this is thumbed down, it's a valid question and most Americans don't understand English terminology to help them to understand. Besides the location of this FML was not given either, so it was all that this person could do to guess.
BeatlesObsessed 12
You have insurance, right?
KiddNYC1O 22
You mean life insurance for when they beat the shit out of him?
HideouslyHuman 10
Tragic.
pokeychris 6
If you kicked it hard enough to go through a window you probably had no intent on calmly giving it back to them.
False_Stupidity 42
Don't know if you've ever kicked one, but it dosent take much effort to get one going fast enough to easily break a window.
afulks78 11
Nice kick ! But that sucks ! It's the thought that counts.
13FTW 9
No, I'm pretty sure it's the ******* broken window op just blasted to pieces that counts.
afulks78 11
That's just the way I write .
megan_lovee 0
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!
wellnowthatsucks 5
... it's like were asking the Europeans to just shit on us Americans...
FkThisLife 6
Atleast you gave the football back!
whostolemylama 12
no the word goal did not originate from spanish, it originated from early civilization languages, formly from mayans i believe
SomePinkTape 0
What do mayans speak?
False_Stupidity 42
^ um, they spoke Mayan?
mojojojo91 6
Nice try Rudy, but next time why don't you just hand it to them.