Today, I sent a tweet to my favourite artist to tell him that I loved his work. He replied that I was being rude and blocked me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I liked a photo posted in 2016 while scrolling through someone's social media profile. In a panic, I blocked him. Ten minutes later, I remembered that we work together. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, after almost four years of friendship. My "good friend" blocked me on Facebook, after I joked with him about his team losing. I'm a huge fan of the winning team. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty. I replied "Yes, of course!" She then got mad and blocked me. Turns out she'd said "petty". FML
Today, I’ve been systematically sharing stories and posts about how love sucks and man-bashing memes so that my crush would regret his decision about rejecting me and choosing another girl over me. He DM’ed me : “Getting tired of your shit Melissa, I’m blocking you.” FML
Today, I was blocked by a girl I like. She said I was mean for not understanding why she hates when people tell her to smile. I worked as a waiter and hated when people told me to smile all the time. Yet I'm the one who doesn't understand, apparently. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Never meet your heroes.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, I guess the fame went to his head. Maybe he just needs to get over himself a little, it's not your fault.
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RichardPencil 32
Never meet your heroes.
Jonkbaby 23
Usually if you try to compliment some of their newer or more obscure works you are likely to get a response. If you compliment a well-known work of theirs, they hate it because artists are tortured people. self-tortured, lol
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, I guess the fame went to his head. Maybe he just needs to get over himself a little, it's not your fault.