Dogs and Animals: Pick it up

Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Matty1188 6

Monday 2 May 2011 8:53

Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

Timbits93 1

Monday 2 May 2011 8:50

must have been a crappy situation

Comments

luckyduckling 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:22

i can't stand ppl who let their dogs crap on my lawn. ydi

06_fml 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:52

carry bags on dog walks duh! your suppose to pick up the shit anyways..... just saying.

fjretsel 1

Monday 2 May 2011 18:12

3 options. 1) eat it up. 2) put it back up your dogs ass. 3) throw it on his face.

Stupend0us 7

Monday 2 May 2011 18:25

YDI. I hate dog owners like you. I occasionally find dog shit in my lawn and wish I could setup land mines. I have a dog and I NEVER let her step on someone's property because she'll most likely drop one. And I always have a bag just in case.

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 2 May 2011 18:30

Oh. You're one of THOSE people. Always carry stuff to pick up after your dog. People like you sicken me. YDI

SnailJamsss 6

Monday 2 May 2011 18:40

That's disgusting. You should hve just let your dog do it's

RideOrDie1248 0

Monday 2 May 2011 18:43

You shoulda just left it there and walked away. I do that all the time while walking my dog. :-/.

randomreader2315 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:18

Then you're a stupid ******* **** and should relinquish your dog to a more responsible owner. I ******* HATE dipshits like you.

SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:34

Shut the hell up 181 Dogs shit all the time now matter where they are it's stupid to pick that shit up every time. you're wasting your time with your words.

elvencellist 0

Monday 2 May 2011 18:52

Maybe you should plan to pick your dog's crap and not leave it in other people's yards from now on.ydi.

RiDER1111 0

Monday 2 May 2011 18:53

stare back and walk away like nothing happened

skyeyez9 24

Monday 2 May 2011 18:54

I always save the plastic shopping bags from stores for this reason. Also they are good for lining the bathroom trash cans. op, save the plastic bags and keep a few next to your dog's leash.