Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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cm1315yo 0
well, at least you were heading home.
NathanKett 0
YDI for not singing in the rain
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Comments (58)
Applesnbananas45 0
Classic
xfmylifexxx 0
wow. your gonna die.
Aj_teh_cool 0
hey sprinklers are actally dangerous! say you slipped on the grass and got a grass stain on your prissy ass?
watchitallignite 0
how is this interesting at all? ohhhh the sprinklers came on that's so terrible! it's happened to all of us at some point. why would you post that?
Agart 0
at least you didn't have a pocket full of a bunch of hits of acid.
Witchcraft_fml 5
So, you're wet. At least the soccer fields weren't hotbeds of negatively-charged energy! On the downside, you're cold and wet, instead of being hot and wet like most females would prefer.
jrpj16 0
WTF lameass
lmaoatyourlife 0
I really don't understand why if someone posts an FML about something really bad happening to them everybody comments it saying 'If all this has just happened to you, why would you then come on the internet and post it' and just basically slaughters them for sharing their story. Yet when somebody posts something that isn't so terrible, but basically just unfortunate for them and a tad amusing for the FML readers they then get criticised because their life actually terrible.
purplepickle 0
so? last night i, along with a LOT of others, was at a football game, at night, in the pouring rain with no umbrella or raincoat, for over 2 hours with no warm car. Suck it up.
OcBeachBabe 0
Oh no, your car just got pre-washed. WHATEVER TO DO NOW!! Thats dumb. It's water! I'm surprised THIS FML got through..