Like that's an excuse

By lydia - 01/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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ojoRojo 27

I’m a girl and I definitely get pee on the toilet seat sometimes, but I always clean it off. It’s not really a reason to scream at anyone, regardless of gender

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rotflqtms_ 21

At home? Not many...

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ojoRojo 27

I’m a girl and I definitely get pee on the toilet seat sometimes, but I always clean it off. It’s not really a reason to scream at anyone, regardless of gender

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Shabba_13 13
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ew.. we didnt need to know that

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ojoRojo 27

Sorry not sorry

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kfchicken 31
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if you're family regardless what gender you're gonna tell at one another

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Boyufd 24

I mean some girls squat over the toilet to pee so........

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rotflqtms_ 21

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RichardPencil 30
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Urine a pissing contest with your mom. You can reply "oui-oui" to her accusation or be full of piss and vinegar and tell her to piss off. I'm glad I'm not the Oh Pee here.

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crashtestdumplin 16

My mom had my dad turn a hall closet into a powder room and then it became the “drunken” toilet and it smelled awful in there because of the pee missing the toilet.

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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So? Either gender can do that.

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